Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
Good luck everyone, I'm overweight, good fun, great personality, honest, looking for someone who has no hook ups about me being overweight. Not looking for assholes for one off sex. !
I deserve better!
Do not call me babes, poppet, pet, honey, sweetie, baby, or fuck muffin. Am i none of these things to you. Looking to experiment and see how far I'm willing to go! I'm a full on, confident girl who will tell the truth and drink too much. Ideally looking for someone older, 30-45, who knows what they want and can show me a thing or two. Not after a one...
Hey well I guess I have to make this bit look interesting ;) I'm 46 single I like to go out get very drunk on occasions;) I'm not looking for anything serious right now just looking for fun ;)
My double d's need attention. Looking for fun and excitement of nsa.
I'm looking for a LOCAL 23-40 yo guy, FIT and Muscular (toned - hard!!!). I'm after QUALITY not quantity!
I want 2 MEET people for real not just talk, so pictures had better be YOU and current!!!
Fakers, Liars and game players need not apply - life is too short for wasting valuable time!!
I am 5'9" with a slim/athletic build, passionate, young at heart with a dry sense of...
My other half would like to watch me messing around and join in
hi single/ seperated come complicated marriage dont be scared im just looking for excitment. please feel free to message me and tell me what you are looking for. im up for one night stands and par take in ffm mmf sessions as well as other fetish desires. i do like profiles with photos and a description of what you are looking to get out of this site. im curvey all...
I know most guys on here want casual, but there are those interested in something more substantial, and so am I. I enjoy life, jazz, rugby, all the usual social stuff and good sex (thanks to a high libido!). I'm not husband hunting, I have a lovely home, job and social life .... just really like to find someone to share my bed (quite regularly if I'm honest) and also...
Love sex but only want it within a relationship. Nothing heavy, don't want to live with anyone, have my own home which I'm quite happy in thanks, but do want to be able to see someone regularly (thanks to the high libido). Suppose a little more than a friend with benefits, but not as far as a soul mate. Not looking to fall in love but do expect, and will...
Disgustingly fat...don't bother
I am tall, slim and looking for a discreet personal relationship, not one night stands. I can be very giving to the right person. I like to dress to impress and love stockings and high heels to show off my long legs and slim figure. By mutual consent I can be willing to try new things. I am looking for a man to spoil me in return for mutually rewarding...
WANTED!!!! Naughty, dirty, bad boy required by vivacious, outgoing, sexy, raunchy and attractive good girl. Must have own teeth, hair, be a non-smoker and possess a wicked sense of humour. Be willing to meet regular, take charge and must accommodate!! Is this you?? xxx Please, Please don't call me Babe Monday 17th March UPDATE. Sorry guys not looking to meet until after 6th April. Happy to chat and do the...
Hi I'm sharon nice girl like live bands meals out seaside walking outdoor cook friends family or watch dvd cuddle up sofa bottle I'm ex biker did have bandit 600 car now like find nice kind caring man long term relationship
I enjoy going out with friends and generally having fun I am a laid back person and just enjoy life ;)
I wont reply to the following so again don't waste your time.
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COCK PICS You know who you are u have not had a reply from me have u ?
No photos or ones that you are not showing your face so pathetic.
Hiya im Jenny jus turned 21 x im on this site coz done with relationships atm as men cant commit!! Lol jus wanna have fun for the time being.. I am a bigger but naughtier girl.. what u c if what u will get ;)
I'm here to make new friends with benefits, I've been divorced for over 4 years and decide to bring some fun back into my life, what i'm looking for is to meet a gentleman that knows how to treat a lady, its willing to pick me up, can accommodate as I cant and drops me after as I don't drive.
I only meet men local to me no more or...
Hate this bit. I work long hours and would like to meet one person for regular fun...
